8 dating daughter rule
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I came across this today and, since I am the father of three girls, decided to make it public for possible suitors to prepare themselves as well as for other fathers who may need it. ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: Father? A woman’s place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D.
The PDF version – NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. ) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother’s Signature Father’s Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman In the boxes below, please provide Finger Prints, inked in your own blood for Homeland Security Identity Checking and DNA sampling: Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If “No”, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ A. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does ‘ABSTINENCE’ mean to you? If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C. ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does ‘DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER’ mean to you? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) In 50 words or less, what does ‘LATE’ mean to you? __Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.(you might watch your back) To prepare yourself, should you, by some ice cube’s chance in HELL, be even remotely considered, start studying If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.